FOOD
1. When walking and seeing a friend approaching, carrying a drink, the AA girl will always ask for a sip from that drink.
2. It is perfectly okay to the AA girl to be walking while eating. (Ikli naman kasi ng recess eh. :)) )
3. The AA girl is a master of balancing a plate of baked mac/spaghetti/carbonara/palabok on top of a cup of iced tea, and eating it from there while standing and/or walking. [see #2] (Hahaha. Promise. Walang natutuwad na pagkain o inumin. :>)
4. The AA girl will always ask for “a pinch” or “a bite” of whatever food whoever she is with, has.
5. The AA girl will in turn, always offer her food to someone else.
6. The AA girl will usually go to the CSS bakery after school. ( Ehem, Bhoooys. :)) )
7. The AA girl will bargain with the manangs in the cafeteria to get a larger quantity of food.
8. The AA girls always look forward to being the last person to buy shake or iced tea or baked mac/spaghetti/carbonara/palabok from a manang because the manang will always give her excessive amounts of them, just so all the food would be finished. No extra charge.
1. When walking in the hallway and seeing a teacher, manong/manang, or visitor approaching, the AA girl will always smile/nod and greet the person even if she has no idea who it is.
2. The AA girl especially loves greeting manongs and manangs.
3. Daily classroom greetings in grade school would always be:
Teacher: Good afternoon section __!
Class: (start low pitch, one word ang good at after) Goodafter (pagdating sa –noon tataasan ang pitch at elongated ang salita) noooon Ms. _____! It’s nice to see you today Ms. _____!
Teacher: It’s nice to see you, please take your seats.
Class: (low pitch again) Thank (high, elongated ‘you’) youuuuuuuuu Ms. ______!
Teacher: Good afternoon section __.
Class: Good afternoon Ms. _____.
Teacher: Okay, please take your seats.
Class: (mumbling, decrescendo) Thank you Msmmm…
1. The AA girl looooves the very nice manongs and manangs.
2. The AA girl’s batch always dislikes the batch/es lower than them.
3. When the AA girl reaches Grade 7, she will always hate Sir Ruel.
4. But when the AA girl reaches high school, she won’t even care and won’t let Sir Ruel get to her. Wineweh nalang si Sir Ruel. But we all love him anyway, though most won't admit it.
5. Younger AA girls are trained to see the older girls as their Ates. (very respectful!)
6. Most AA girls address older ones as Ate, even though that person is only a year older.
7. All AA girls treat their friends as sisters.
8. AA girls love to kiss each other’s cheek a.k.a. “beso”.
9. AA girls love to hug each other.
10. Most AA girls have a crush on Sir Louie. (Whoops! =)) :P )
11. Most AA girls end up crushing on young, new, male teachers. (Busmates, may kilala kayo? *cough, cough* Aboga. Haha.)
12. All AA girls love Sir Beni.
1. AA girls love dengue attire season. (Di namin love mga lamok ha. =)) It's an excuse to go to school in longsleeve shirts and pants.)
2. AA girls never follow the 3-inches-below-the-knee skirt rule.
3. AA girls never follow the 2-inches-below-the-knot necktie rule.
4. AA girls disregard the red-black-or white-only rule on color of hair accessories.
5. The AA girl likes the Assumption blue and white windbreaker jacket.
1. The AA girl will always be ‘game’ to sit ANYWHERE. The floor… the grass… the teacher’s table… you name it. (Kahit sa gitna ng field, uupo kung uupo)
2. The AA girl hates “taga-bundok” comments.
3. The AA girl hates “make tusok-tusok the fishball” comments. (Dahil di talaga 'yun nanggaling sa'min.)
4. AA girls are definitely not conyo.
5. The AA girl loves the school campus.
6. The AA girl has theater etiquette.
7. The high school AA girl does not sing the Assumption School Song in its proper stupidly high key all the way. She switches to a lower key.
8. The AA girl rarely ever enters the LRC comfort room and the grade school lab comfort room. (Ang creepy kasi.)
9. The AA girl always enjoys the end of each school mass. Regular dialogue between Mrs. Aguilos and the whole student population, with the high school girls’ voices drowning out the others:
Mrs. Aguilos: Alright… so did you sing well?
Students: (screaming) YEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS! (stop)
Mrs. Aguilos: Did you participate in the mass well?
Students: (screaming louder) YEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS!!! (stop)
Mrs. Aguilos: Alright. And BECAUSE…(pause)
Students: (cheering) YAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYY!!! (stop) (Minsan yes pa rin sinisigaw, kahit ang labo nun. :)) )
Mrs. Aguilos: It’s (place name of special occasion here)... (pause)
Students: (cheering still) YAAAAAAAAAAAYYYY!!! (softens but is continuous)
Mrs. Aguilos: We are going to haaaave… (pause)
Students: YAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!!!
Mrs. Aguilos: …a LOOONG RECESS!
Students: (extreme cheering, laughing, rejoicing) YAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY!!!!!!!
Mrs. Aguilos: Classes will resume...
Students: (loud shhhhh-es, anxious to hear the time)
Mrs. Aguilos: (consults with someone) ... _____am!
Students: --ecstacy--
omg..miss ko na aa :( iba talaga sa manila.ibang klaseng kagubatan na yun. (a really dirty and scary one)
gusto ko ng school service.hirap mag commute :|
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